Phata Poster Nikhla Hero.
Phata Kurta Nikhla Pappu.
Former made his own destiny.
Latter got everything on platter and still tore it up.
Pappu tore an expensive kurta with expensive scissors on advice of expensive consultants at expensive rally to prove that he is poor.
Pappu will retire only in 2019 when he gives Modi a second term and totally destroys the Congress by then.
Half-way through Modi’s term…
Pappu still Congress hope.
Kejri still doing nautanki.
Nitish-Lalu tussle, Mulayam-Akhilesh fight, Mamata ruining WB.
Charles is his inspiration.
At 68 he’s still a Prince to the Queen.
Pappu is just 46 and a Prince to Queen Sonia.
April 1: Pappu Diwas.
Mother’s Day: Pappu’s favourite diwas.
(The only person on Earth who has faith in him)
Congress loves the minorities so much that it itself has become a political minority.
The CongRace has been lost.
Pappu came last.
Kejri. Nitish. Mamata.
Kahi pe nigaahen (CM ki kursi) kahi pe nishaana (PM ki kursi).
Pappu: Na nigaahen na nishaana, bas ghoomta hua parwana.
Looks like we will be discussing UPA scams even during the 2019 general elections.
1947—Netaji kicked the British out.
1991—Rao kicked the economic Communists out.
2014—Modi kicked the Congress out.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru