Rahul Gandhi: Fashion model.
Priyanka Vadra: Brand Ambassador to the real estate industry.
Sonia Gandhi: Permanent Ambassador to Italy.
Digvijay Singh: Conspiracy theory TV host.
Shashi Tharoor: Sonia’s official biographer.
Natwar Singh: Regular author, challenger to Chetan Bhagat.
Sushil Kumar Shinde: Successor to Ahmed Patel.
Kapil Sibal: Back to Full-time lawyer defending umpteen Congress scams.
Manish Tewari: Anchor of TV channel Congress Now challenging Arnab.
Abhishek Manu Singhvi: TV reality show participant.
Mani Shankar Aiyar: Rajiv Gandhi’s official biographer, series of many books.
Jairam Ramesh: Pappu’s official biographer.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru