15,000 cops for VIP security in Delhi. Never knew VIP stood for Very Insecure Person
Mousavi: I ran for President and I lost, unfairly. Ahmadinejad: I ran and I won, fairly! Bottomline: Iran lost
Strange attractors: Drugs and popstars
It is the duty of any government to come out with many statutes to counter changing political realities. I think Maya read that as statues.
Buddha’s 8-fold path: Fight 1. Lalgarh violence 2. Statewide Naxals 3. Mamata 4. Centre 5. Karat 6. Anti-incumbency 7. Singur fallout 8. Low party morale –> all at once
Federer’s theme song: “I want to break free…” (from Sampras) (He’s already broken free of the Nadal jinx)
For those still mourning cricket, har saal ek wish karo… 2009: ICC Champions Trophy, 2010: T20 WC, 2011: ODI WC, 2012: T20 WC…
Will Formula 1 become two?
My friend’s recession mantra: Less pay, less targets, less budget, less resources. But more pressure, more meetings, more ideas, more hard work. And Tension? Well “More” or “Less” is totally in your hands.
Will South Africa ever win a World Cup in their lives?
And reporting live from Iran is… er… Twitter! A social networking site as a window to reality? Web 3.0?
2008: Dada sacked. 2009: Buchanan sacked. 2010: SRK sacked. 2011: KKR sacked. 2012: IPL sacked (Coz by then there will be 16 teams, 3 IPLs a year and all the players will suffer a permanent nervous breakdown due to Fatigue)
Manmohan sahab ne Bharat ki Man ki baat Zara deri se batayi Pakistan ko…
Sigh! No more Royal Daredevilry in England. The Indian Knight Riders Charge has been brought down. From Superkings, we are mere Challengers for 2011.
Bravo India, you are at the Side and Bottom of cricket. From here, there is only one way and that’s up…
R.I.P. India T20 World Champs. Nice feeling while it lasted. Till 2011, when there are two World Cups. Hope we can get one atleast
When you watch TV, it’s joy and bliss. When anyone else watches, it’s a Royal Headache.
The more Pak terror rises, the more funds it gets, which further fuels terror, which gets more funds… And only India gets rammed. In this aspect atleast Obama=Bush. So much for change!
In India, 5 million children die of malnutrition a year. 5 million are HIV+. 3 lakh die of TB. Swine Flu deaths: Zero. And yet Swine Flu is the only disease that gets maximum airtime in the TV channels. Interesting. Very interesting.
So the media was right after all. There’s a rift between Dhoni and Sehwag. And it’s going to be a 6700km wide one soon.
Australia’s T20 status will now be referred to as the Ashes.
$1.35 million for 1 month+1 week’s play. I can see Symonds’ point of view of not wanting to play for Aus. IPL is a fab Retirement Home for Aussie Cricketers
Makes us realize how small we are. And how big this world is. 200+ air passengers can vanish without a trace along with the whole plane…
Every country gets the news channels it deserves.
If only the BCCI took off their 2020 Blinkers, then maybe they’d get some 2020 Vision.
Does anyone remember the Tiananmen men? (And to think, in Chinese, Tianenmen means “Gate of Heavenly Peace”)
I wonder why the Rain Gods of Bangalore get to work mainly in the post-lunch session.
Wisdom of the Son: You have such a nice office. It only gives. It gives you work. It gives you money.
Required for total peace in my house: 3 TVs, 3 Sat TV connections, 3 desktops, 3 laptops, 3 broadband connections, 3 soundproof headphones much better than the current Bose ones. I’m serious!
Australia is fast becoming the Down Under Civilization and if it doesn’t get its act together, its Globalization Act will go Down Under
© Sunil Rajguru