America: Credit is king.
India yesterday: Cash is king.
India today: Cashless is king.
Ole black money—Worthless.
Sonia agitating in the streets and giving interviews.
Pappu standing in ATM lines.
Both already appeared in court like commoners.
By the time the Opposition finishes with its nautanki and the courts finish analyzing it, #Demonetization would have been fully implemented.
For most Opposition parties, Demonetization is nothing but Demoralization.
Take news channels seriously and it’ll appear that in the last 10 days, 100 crores have been standing in line for 10 hours a day.
“No vacancy” at offices.
“No cash” at ATMs.
Khokas and Petis.
Petis become khokla.
Khokas become petty.
Widespread 2002 “pakki khabar” headline…
Vajpayee will remove Modi from politics.
Uske baad na jaane kitne aaye aur gaye hai!
When you try to dress up black money as white…
Kaale kaale mukhde pe gora gora chasma.
Sad to see Opposition leaders press the self-destruct button one by one.
They are bent on making Modi a dictator post-2019.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru