Modi bashing musings…

Only sitting PM to give interview to private channel.
World’s No. 2 Twitter politician.
Innovative monthly Mann ki Baat.
1000+ speeches already.
Verdict: He doesn’t communicate!

Congress: You are biased! You interviewed Modi!
Arnab: OK, let me interview Pappu once again!
Congress: Arre, aap to serious ho gaye!

So basically if India wins, it’s so what?
But if India loses, it’s Modi’s humiliation.
‪#‎NSG‬

Amazing how many Indians are cheering India’s loss.
I guess for them Modi is India. India is Modi.
Indira worshippers can’t think any different.
‪#‎NSG‬

Modi cleaning up the mess.
Hater—Kyun kar rahe ho ye sab? Nehru ka kachra bhi sundar hai!
‪#‎NSG‬

Today is “International Yoga Day”.
Every day is “National I Won’t Support Whatever Modi Supports Day”.

When anything goes wrong.
Pre-2014…
Bhagwaan jaane kya ho raha hai. Uski marzi.
Post-2014…
Modi jaane kya ho raha hai. Uski galti.

First they attacked Modi directly, then his right hand Shah.
Then they fired from shoulders of Kejri, Lalu and even Kanhaiya.
Now even Arnab bashing will do!

Is Kejri a politician or an anti-Modi propagandist?

‪#‎NSG‬ was formed as a reaction to Pokhran-I.
So when we finally enter it, I guess Congress will give Indira credit.

Right hands.
Nehru’s held no post (Indira).
Vajpayee’s was his Principal Secretary.
Sonia’s is the non-entity Ahmed Patel.
Modi’s is the BJP President.

‪#‎NSG‬ = Nehru Se Gaya.
NSG phir gaya = Nehru ke vanshaj naach rahe hai.
Permanent security council seat bhi Nehru se gaya.
Woh nahin mila to dugna naachenge.

It has reached such a dire situation that if India has a war with an enemy country, “they” would support the enemy just to spite Modi.
‪#‎NSG‬

Arguments being readied…
1. He couldn’t even get NSG.
2. We don’t need no NSG.
3. NSG got because of efforts of past governments.

2019 slogan.
Pappu. Pappini. Vadra. Kejri. Kanhaiya. Lalu. Nitish. Mamata.
Anyone for PM but Modi.

This is called offline trolling.
First let Rajan go.
Then immediately announce major reforms.
Sensex khush hua.Indian Politics 101

Pre-2014…
Dancer is censor chief.
Multiple film cuts and bans are nobody’s fault.
Post-2014…
Every cut and ban is Modi’s fault.

Hardline supporters of zero-qualified UPA debacle mastermind shall be called intellectuals.
Mild supporters of self-made Modi shall be called trolls.

2009.
Pappu will get 272 next time. Wah wah!
2014.
Modi gets 282 but…
31% mandate! Hate politics.
2016.
Still secretly praying for Pappu.
Still fighting Modi.

Hound an elected CM for 12 years, then refuse to accept people’s verdict making him PM = True democracy.
Merely don’t review RBI Governor term = Democracy under threat.

Chetan Chauhan’s appointment was decided by Gangwar, not Modi.
But Rajan’s exit was decided by Modi, not Swamy.
Outrage accordingly.

Sonia-MMS hired all jokers.
No problem with 0%.
Modi hired good Foreign, Railways, Power, Infrastructure Ministers…
But they want 100%.

Sonia is most unqualified Congress President in its history.
Pappu will break that record.
But outrage 24X7 over every appointment under Modi.

It appears that Pappu took a vow in 2009 to destroy the Congress in 10 years.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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