Abuse Modi.
Attack LG.
Cry victim.
Move court.
Get summoned to court.
Get bail.
Holiday in style.
Blame blame blame.
Anything but work.
#AAP

AAP wanted to be…
Greatest political party.
But is…
1. Greatest comedy show.
2. Greatest reality show.
3. Worst political party.

Modi trying to kill me.
Jung trying to ink me.
Nobody letting me work.
Poor me.
I’m the greatest.
Everyone hates me.
Everyone is jealous of me.
Boo hoo!
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kapil Sharma: I want to join politics.
Advisor: You have an FIR against you. Now the ideal party for you to join is the AAP!

Kejriwal is surrounded by charlatans, law-breakers, goondas and misogynists.✘
Kejriwal hires charlatans, law-breakers, goondas and misogynists.✔

Dear AAP,
Our freedom fighters went to jail fighting for Independence and not for rape, murder and fraud.

AAP will sing in 2020…
Loot le ho duniya ko thenga dikhai ke,
Aisa koi saga nahi jisko thaga nahi,
Aisi maari langdi ki soya jaga nahi!

Kejri wanted to replace Pappu as the national alternative.
Instead he replaced him as the national joker.

AAP should rename itself to TuTuMainMain.

Kejri = Lalu.
1. Turning Delhi into Bihar.
2. Scam pe scam.
3. Abusive language.
4. Most MLAs turning criminals.
5. Will eventually rule from jail.

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These versions by Sunil Rajguru