Yesterday: “Wit” is my middle name.
Today: “Tweet” is my middle name.
Yesterday: She has a great profile.
Today: She has a great Facebook profile.
Yesterday: Do you have connections?
Today: Do you have LinkedIn connections?
Yesterday: How do I look?
Today: How does my homepage look?
Yesterday: Why weren’t you there?
Today: Why aren’t you on Four Square?
Yesterday: I tried my best to talk to him, what more do you want me to do?
Today: I called, SMSed, poked, Tweeted, tagged… what more do you want me to do?
Yesterday: Get a life!
Today: Get a virtual life!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru