Incorrect news: I am returning an award.
Correct news: I am merely announcing that I’m returning an award to bash Modi and garner publicity for a forgotten me.

Nayantara Sahgal…
Rajiv beta ke raj main Sikh genocide aur Kashmiri Pandit exodus hua, par mujhe kya, usne mujhe Sahitya Akademi award diya!
Ab Pappu beta PM nahin ban raha to main award wapis karti hu!

Award waapis karne se kya hota hai?
Sahi protest karna hai to Lutyens Bungalow aur saare privileges waapis karke dikhao!

If all those enjoying Congress patronage returned State awards, then about 90% of all awards would be returned.

In a country where the Congress has given 26/45 Bharat Ratnas to Congressmen, returning them/protesting over them is futile.

Nayantara Sahgal’s cousins…
Indira imposed Emergency.
Sanjay went berserk then.
Rajiv-Sonia ruled party dictatorially.
But Modi? Sparta!!!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru