BJP No. 1 leader doing well.
Who cares?
BJP No. 7 has great plans.
Bah!
BJP No. 434 made stupid statement.
Perfect! Headlines! Lead story!

Usually…
I love you.
Awww same to you!
But here…
Laloo—Haraamzaada!
Media—Awww same to Modi!

Media—If there were stricter laws, Modi would be in jail.
Truth—If there were stricter libel laws, a 100 senior journalists would be in jail for a 100 years.

What’s common between Indian media and Aussie cricketers?
They sledge heavily but if you reply back they both start crying “victim”.

Go figure…
Jungle Raj
+ Scams
+ Nepotism
+ Casteism
+ No governance
+ Zero development
+ Abusive language
+ Conviction
=Media loves Laloo.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru