One indirect death in a Modi regime (Akhilesh’s law and order failure) sparks greater outrage than 1000 deaths in a Congress regime.

I’m sure Modi must be making a lot of mistakes.
Unfortunately nobody knows what they are as all the outraging is over his shawls, suits, selfies and Akhilesh’s law and order failures in UP.

Get busy rubbishing India or get busy reforming it.
Media, activists and Civil Society rubbishing India.
Modi reforming it.

Antimony is the largest occurring element in China.
Antimodi is the largest occurring element in Indian intelligentsia, media and Civil Society.

Modi’s biggest achievement for the BJP is that thanks to him all the Adarsh Liberals simply adore Vajpayee and Advani.

Ab mere bete ko Lutyens Bungalow nahin milega, chachi ka committee headship gaya, government junkets bandh… Hai hai Modi!
—Adarsh Liberal

Anything goes wrong…
Yesterday: It’s the foreign hand!
Today: It’s the Modi hand!

Funny Modi Haters…
They’ve thrown a million names at Modi.
But you throw one name against them, it’s Sparta.

Sirf AAP MLAs ke liye acche din aaye hai, Delhi citizens ke liye nahin.
Iska jawab kya Modiji denge?
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

They should just rename all other alliances to Modiviruddhbandhan.
‪#‎Mahagatbandhan‬ ‪#‎BiharPolls‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru