When the Congress wanted to ban opinion polls…

The Congress motto…
We don’t want opinions.
Only minions.

Overheard in the Congress…
Ye survey kya hota hai?
Hum to sirf madam way jaante hai!

Opinion polls?
If they had their way, they’d ban the 2014 Lok Sabha polls!

Inside the party they want umpteen spokespersons.
Outside the party they only want silent persons.

My way or the highway.
+ My way not the survey.
= Opposition party is a Fascist.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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