Dear citizens,

Aapka talktime khatam ho gaya hai.

Recharge ke liye aapke paas bilkul paise nahin hain.

Doosra provider aapko 2014 main hi mil sakta hai.

Aap hame kya kisi aur ko koi calls nahin kar sakte hai. SMS bhi nahin.

Tab tak aap hamare calls chup chaap lete rahaiye aur hamari bakwaas sunte rahaiye.

Yours Sincerely,
UPA2.

© Sunil Rajguru