· I really admire Rahul Gandhi.
Among the class of people with absolutely no achievements, he is by far the humblest.

· Rahul: I’ll not marry.
Had Motilal taken this decision, the history of Independent India would have been unrecognizable from what it’s now.

· Rahul: I’ll not marry. I’ll not be PM.
Analysis: I’ve done nothing in the past. I am doing nothing in the present. I’ll continue doing nothing in the future.

· Sonia: Kyunki Bahu Bhi Kabhi Saas Nahin Banegi.

· What Rahul looks like saying: The Nehru-Gandhi dynasty ends with me.
What he is actually saying: The Nehru-Gandhi-Vadra dynasty continues.

· Subject: Rahul not to marry.
Movie claimed: Qurbani.
Actual movie: Bhai Ho To Aisa!

· If MMS is a night watchman, then Rahul is the over-hyped tail-ender who’s yet to come.

· Rajiv aur PM ki gaddi… pahale inkaar, phir pyaar… ab Rahul ki baari.

· Shaadi is political barbaadi, so stay single…
Vajpayee, Kalam, Rahul, Modi, Naveen, Mamata, Mayawati, Jaya, Uma…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru