∙ How many UPA ministers does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn’t make any difference, there’s a permanent blackout anyway!
∙ North is North and East is East,
And together the twain shall trip.
∙ Darkness at Noon was written by Arthur Koestler.
The UPA has written three sequels…
Darkness at Dusk.
Darkness at Midnight.
Darkness at Dawn.
∙ Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
And even without power, Manmohan has presided over an absolutely corrupt ministry.
∙ In his Darkest moment, Sushilkumar Shinde sang, “Country roads take me Home…”
∙ America is a Superpower.
Russia is a Former Superpower.
China is an Emerging Superpower.
India is a Superpower Cut.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Real ions are coming to rescue cue q, q bhai q.