Naagrik: Doodh main kyu paani mila rahe ho bhai?
Doodhwala: To kya kar loge ji?
Anna: Lokpal Bill main kyun paani mila rahe ho bhai?
Pradhan Mantri: To kya kar loge ji?
Pak PM: Indo-Pak relations need to be energized with a bit of youth.
Result: Hina! Hina! Hina!
The misunderstood media moghul…
Murdoch: Mobilize all the hacks!
What really happened: All the mobiles were hacked!
Murdoch: I’ve been attacked so much that the news of the world should be shut down for me.
What really happened: The News of the World shut down.
Murdoch: This is the most humiliating day of my life!
What was really reported: This is the most humbling day of my life.
© Sunil Rajguru