Manmohan Singh’s magic wand…

Rs 32 per day poverty line limit: Crores become rich overnight.

Alcohol classified as food: Millions of drunkards suddenly become well-fed.

Throw BJP MPs in jail: Voila! Bribe becomes entrapment!

Give dole to crores of villagers for votes: Call it Mahatma Gandhi NREGA.

Squeeze Raja, Maran and Kanimozhi: Take away heat from self and PC.
(“Collective Responsibility” has been dressed with the Cloak of Invisibility)

Note: All tricks learnt at the Hogwash School of Indian Magic.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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