Congress and computer musings…

OK, baba, you win.
Congress is default in India computer.
But computer has crashed.
We are all offline.
Please upgrade wisely in 2014.
#Pappu

Online…
Guy: That web page has been deleted!
Google: Don’t worry, I cached it.
Guy: Thank you!
Offline…
Congress: The CoalGate files are missing!
CAG: Don’t worry, I cached it.
Congress: Shut up!

Pappu logic…
Statement 1: Computer kaun laya? Congress!
Statement 2: India kya hai? Computer?
Inference: India kaun laya? Congress!

Nehru invented newspaper.
Indira invented TV.
Rajiv invented Internet.
Please don’t use all these to criticize Sonia.
P.S. Pappu is inventing the next big media. Please do not disturb.

Indira G and Rajiv G were the most popular leaders of their times.
Pappu G can’t even aspire to be more popular than Parle G.

Cong is seC*ular.
(*C=Communal)
Cong is inclusivE*.
(*E=Elitist)
Cong is D*emocratic.
(*D=Dictatorial)
Cong is soC*ialist.
(*C=Capitalistic)

It is amazing that the League of Extraordinary Fekus decided to confer the title of “Feku” to someone outside their group.
#Pheku #Irony

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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