1. Get up in the morning and sing, “Saare jahaan se acchha, Pappustan hamara…”
2. Check Sonia Unhappiness Index mobile app.
3. Scan the newspapers for…
a. Congress misdeeds to see how it can all be blamed on Modi.
b. Check how many times Modi has been trashed as a measure of their victory.
4. Tweet silently cursing how the Congress hasn’t conquered Twitter yet.
5. Shout non-stop on TV channels all day.
6. Watch movies like Wag the Dog and wonder at the spin that can be achieved by any government.
7. Try writing books like How To Make Enemies and Still Influence People and hope it will be a best seller.
8. While sleeping, gargle to maintain most precious asset: The voice.
© Sunil Rajguru