Yes, we will finally see a photograph and probably video of Osama’s death.
But has anyone outside of American citizens actually seen his body?
Show me the body!
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful conspiracy theory.
Attobad Mission Centre: Islamabad, we have a problem!
Gone With the Wind
Obama to Zardari: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
On the Waterfront
Pak to US: You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a terrorist state, which is what I am.
The Taliban to Osama, when he left Afghanistan: May Pakistan be with you.
Cool Hand Luke
US-Pak ties: What we’ve got here is (a) failure to communicate.
A Few Good Men
Obama to Zardari: You can’t handle the truth!
The Ghost of Osama: I’ll be back.
It’s dead! It’s dead!
A Pak government’s best friend is his terrorist.
Pak creed: Terrorism, for lack of a better word, is good.
Sons of the Desert
Zardari Hardy to Laurel ISI: Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
Osama: Of all the ISI joints in all the towns in all of Pakistan, they walk into mine.
Obama: I’m king of the world!
Osama: I want to be alone
The ISI after the capture: Round up the usual suspects.
This version by Sunil Rajguru