Osama’s death in Hollywood quotes…

Yes, we will finally see a photograph and probably video of Osama’s death.
But has anyone outside of American citizens actually seen his body?

Jerry Maguire
Show me the body!

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful conspiracy theory.

Apollo 13
Attobad Mission Centre: Islamabad, we have a problem!

Gone With the Wind
Obama to Zardari: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

On the Waterfront
Pak to US: You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a terrorist state, which is what I am.

Star Wars
The Taliban to Osama, when he left Afghanistan: May Pakistan be with you.

Cool Hand Luke
US-Pak ties: What we’ve got here is (a) failure to communicate.

A Few Good Men
Obama to Zardari: You can’t handle the truth!

The Terminator
The Ghost of Osama: I’ll be back.

It’s dead! It’s dead!

A Pak government’s best friend is his terrorist.

Wall Street
Pak creed: Terrorism, for lack of a better word, is good.

Sons of the Desert
Zardari Hardy to Laurel ISI: Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

Osama: Of all the ISI joints in all the towns in all of Pakistan, they walk into mine.

Obama: I’m king of the world!

Grand Hotel
Osama: I want to be alone

The ISI after the capture: Round up the usual suspects.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

2 thoughts on “Osama’s death in Hollywood quotes…

  1. I like this one best:

    Of all the ISI joints in all the towns in all of Pakistan, they walk into mine.

    You could have added a quote from Godfather:

    Obama to rest of the world: I made him (Osama) an offer he couldn’t refuse.

  2. Thanks Prakash!
    You know, I was struggling with a few Godfather quotes, but couldn’t quite fit it in.
    You have done that for me!
    Good one!

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