* My life is like an open Facebook, everyone knows what I’m doing.
* It’s not what you are thinking… we’re just Facebook friends.
* If you don’t like me, you can at least like my statuses.
* You call me your friend and never even bother to tag me!
* Nobody likes me and nobody even reads my Notes.
* I’m detoxifying my mind. I won’t log in to Facebook for a week.
* I haven’t seen you on Facebook for ages. Is everything OK?
* Didn’t I meet you in Farmville once?
* I never met her. She was just a Facebook friend.
* Sorry, but all our Facebook quizzes show that we are incompatible.
* Forget him, he’s just a mere Orkuter.
© Sunil Rajguru
Great! Oh, how about this one, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere? Oh yes, you are on my friend’s friend list.”
I danced with him..on Facebook and then he threw a sheep at me.
Lets face it.. its neither a face nor a book! But I face it every morning and read it!
Another cool one!-Carry on!