10 reasons why KKR is at the bottom of the table

1. The day Ganguly was sacked, 80,221,171 Bengalis cursed SRK and that jinxed KKR.

2. Match-fixing! All of SRK’s rivals paid the entire team to throw away matches.

3. The gold in the uniform is distracting and shines too much affecting the fielders and bowlers.

4. Numerologically Kolkata and South Africa are at odds with each other.

5. If you add all the alphabets of all the players and coach and support staff and owners of KKR, then it all adds up to 8, that’s why KKR is 8th!

6. SRK ka bura waqt chal raha hain: Billoo flopped, Aamir’s Ghajini crossed OSO, spat with multiplexes, injury…

7. SRK was tired of fame and went in for notoriety: Multiple-captain theory, losing streak, mystery blogger, racial allegations…

8. Nobody understands either Buchanan’s or McCullum’s brand of English and the players are unable to implement KKR’s brilliant strategies for success.

9. Buchanan is still virulently anti-Indian. He thought: If I can’t bring down India, let me bring down West Bengal at least. Paisa to mere bank main hain, ab kya kar lenge?

10. The team is simply not good enough.

© Sunil Rajguru

2 thoughts on “10 reasons why KKR is at the bottom of the table

  1. You have put lots of thought into this Sunil….I really appreciate it….most of your articles are good for reading and an entertainer

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