SR: Vijaysahab, main Sahara dene ke liye tayar hu, Maal leke jaana!
VM: Jai Sahara!
SR: Lucknow aa rahe ho, par JetLite se katai nahin aana.
VM: Main Red main aa raha hu!
SR (apne aap se): Dhakkan!
VM: To Kingfisher bach gaya!
SR: Arre main to Racing waala Formula ki baat kar raha tha, Flying ka nahin!
VM: Kya??? Sab Maya hai… Ab main is udan khatola sena ka kya karunga…
(News Source: But we already flashed that Sahara is bailing them out…
Reply: Move on yaar, who really cares anyway!)
This version by Sunil Rajguru