2014: Mummy can I put the final nail in the Congress coffin?
Sonia: OK beta!
2015: Mummy can I now start digging its grave?
Sonia: OK beta!

Sonia can make all the silly allegations she likes but nobody can even breathe serious allegations against her.
‪#‎NationalHerald‬ ‪#‎ChopperGate‬ ‪#‎Bofors‬ ‪#‎SoniaSisters‬ ‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎Swamy‬

Media headlines before 2019 polls…
Pappu comes of age.
Relaunched Pappu rocks Modi.
BJP afraid of revamped Pappu.
Pappu for PM!
‪#‎TrueStory‬

Give a word usage of infinite…
The Indian mainstream media can relaunch Pappu an infinite number of times.

One Country One Party One Dynasty.
India = Congress = Pappu.

1. Chhotta Bheem at 8pm.
2. Try Silk Bubbly.
3. Finalize Bangkok trip.
4. Finish Noddy book.
5. Call Diggy Uncle.
(Other side of Pappu’s chit)

(Pappu) Gandhiji’s three monkeys…
1. See no logic.
2. Hear no logic.
3. Speak no logic.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru