Congress: We staged a walkout from Parliament!
Citizen: Think it’s time you staged a walkout from the country.

1930—Congress fights for Purna Swaraj.
2015— Congress fights Sushma Swaraj.

Political life begins at the age of 68…
Sonia agitates on the streets, shouts in the Lok Sabha and jumps into the well of the House.

Biggest achievement of May 16, 2014…
Sonia-Pappu doing street + fish-market style politics like aam politician.
Dynasty Sphinx crumbles.

2013—Narendra Modi BJP Old Guard Hatao Yojana kick started by Rajnath.
2014—Narendra Modi BJP Congress Hatao Yojana kick started by voters.
2015—Narendra Modi Dynasty Hatao Yojana kick started by Sushma.

Before…
Pappu to Modi—Sushma! Sushma! Sushma!
After…
Pappu to Sonia—Sush Ma! Sush Ma! Sush Ma!

Bunk work.
Abuse boss.
Abandon brains.
Screw logic.
Reduce productivity.
Scream in office.
Allege nonsense.
Eat cheap food.
Can’t be sacked.
‪#‎LokSabha‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru