How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Lalit Modi’s house?
Zero.
He won’t bother. He’ll just Tweet a 1000 statuses and think his job is done.

Morpheus: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe and report whatever you want to report. You take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes into the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty Wonderland.
Rookie journalist: The blue pill please!

He has become one really sad “sack”.
‪#‎ArnabGate‬

Time to publish a really fat Encyclopaedia Lalitana with a list of all of Lalit Modi’s allegations, people implicated, leaked documents and mails.
‪#‎ArnabGate‬

The Lalit Modi story so far…
1 million Tweets.
1000 allegations.
100 alleged criminals.
Zero chargesheets.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru