Congress…
1998—Installs worst party president.
2004— Installs worst Prime Minister.
2007— Installs worst President.
Sonia to Pappu—Beta tumhe hamare saare records break karna hai!

Pappu’s Chief Advisor should be called SuperPappu.
(Either that or he’s a brilliant RSS agent)

Sonia still has immunity.
Pappu on Bharat Darshan.
Pappini having fun.
Vadra ranting at will.
GenNext being promoted.
Who said the Dynasty lost in 2014?

If you hang around long enough, I’ll eventually make you Prime Minister.
—Electorate to every Nehru-Gandhi Dynast.
Can’t blame Pappu for generally hanging around and doing nothing!

By being born into the Dynasty, Pappu took a head start in life in 1970.
That’s where he still is.
Those born in that year have marched way ahead since then.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru