Still could happen one day…
Sonia—President of India.
Pappu—PM.
Pappini—Foreign Minister.
Vadra—Health Minister.
Sanjay Jha—I&B Minister.

The Congress has floated a new organization called Congress (Lok Sabha) and declared independence from Parliament.

The Congress might as well set up a cushy tent outside the Lok Sabha and stay there doing their dharnas till 2019.

BJP Vadra ko to touch bhi nahin kar paaya to Sonia ke khilaaf kabhi kya action lega?

Why aren’t you arresting Vadra?
BJP—If we do, then Congress will hold Parliament ransom and not pass any bills!
Well they are doing that now aren’t they?
BJP—Errr… we sent privilege notice!

Number of years as MP before becoming PM…
Nehru—0.
Indira—2.
Sanjay—0 (When de facto PM).
Rajiv—1.
Sonia—0 (When she was first offered the post).
Pappu will be most experienced when he becomes PM (Already has 11* years’ experience!).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru