Pappu’s computer…
Indan.
Spellcheck suggestions…
British.
Italian.
Infant.
Inane.
Indent.

3 types of people in this country.
1. Corrupt.
2. Keeping quiet about corruption.
3. Subramanian Swamy.

Indian National Congress was started by a Britisher (AO Hume).
It will be finished off by another Britisher (Pappu).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru