The humour of India musings…

Not only does India have a poor Human Rights Record, it has a poor Humour Rights Record too.

Here is a short list of things you can’t make fun of in India.
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Everything.

We should have a list of people in India who we cannot offend.
Very soon it will include 125 crore people.
Then it will become a list of 10 billion to include even the dead.

Old logic…
If someone offends you, ignore him.
New logic…
If someone offends you, go nationwide Sparta!!!
Also, what else is Twitter for?

He thinks he’s Tanmay Bhat.
Others think he’s Tan may not Bhat.
‪#‎TanmayRoasted‬

A day will come when Twitter will outrage because there is no outrage that day.

#‎AlastairCook‬
Debuted at 21, 10K Test runs at 31.6.
‪#‎Tendulkar‬
Debuted at 16, 10K Test runs at 31.10.
Bigger news than Tanmay?
‪#‎JustAsking‬

Modi is the only person you can attack bindaas in India without any fear of serious backlash.
You will get tonnes of support in fact.
‪#‎FoS‬

Stage 1: Manufacture opinion.
Stage 2: Manufacture news.
Stage 3: Manufacture outrage.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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