∙ Yesterday: Friend, Philosopher and Guide.
Today: Friend, Subscriber and Liker.
∙ Yesterday: You’ve got mail.
Today: You’ve got notifications.
∙ Yesterday: Stop bugging me.
Today: Stop poking me.
∙ Yesterday: Main aur meri tanhai…
Today: Main aur mera status message…
∙ Yesterday: If you have 5 true friends, it’s enough.
Today: If you have 500 Facebook friends (true or false, who cares), it’s enough.
∙ Yesterday: The more books you read, the more your brain will develop.
Today: The more friends you have on Facebook, the bigger your brain size.
This version by Sunil Rajguru