Mahatma Gandhi on notes.
Mahatma Gandhi for votes.
Mahatma Gandhi on stamps.
Many a Mahatma Gandhi road.
Boss Mahatma Gandhi overload!

I think the censor board is high not Punjab.
They should rename ‪#‎UdtaPunjab‬ to ‪#‎UdtaCensorBoard‬

Kejri called Modi a coward and psychopath.
Instead of blocking Kejri, Modi followed him.
On Twitter that’s the greatest example of Tolerance.

1. Media praises Kejri.
2. Media praises Kejri.
3. Media praises Kejri.
4. Media praises Kejri.
5. Kejri really goofs up, media blasts him.
6. Kejri abuses media.
7. Back to 1.

The 5 Ws and H of Indian Humour…
What is funny? Nothing!
Who can crack a joke? No-one!
When can you crack a joke? Never!
Where can you crack a joke? Nowhere!
Why should you crack a joke? You can’t!
How can I crack a joke? You can’t!!!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru