So for a start, Tarun Tejpal may get a 14-day recuse from the outside world and as a recluse will be able to do laceration in incarceration after a bail plea rejection that was a temporal aberration.

Why Tarun Tejpal is shell-shocked…
He’s been trying to put Modi’s name in an FIR for 11 years running.
Goa police put his name in the FIR within 3 days of the story breaking!

PJ of the day.
Months back…
Tarun Tejpal—Bhagwan, isi saal safed daadi ko arrest karwa do!
Bhagwan—Tatasthu!
Moral—Be careful what you wish for!

There has never been this much “Anticipation” for anyone’s “Anticipatory” bail ever.
#TarunTejpal

In an untoward incident, a rape accused was denied bail thanks to a prosecution that was stellar.
The aggrieved party may have awfully misread the situation.
#TarunTejpal

PR (poor rhyme) of the day…
Strong assail.
No avail.
Evidential email.
Case frail=derail.
Even at pace of snail.
No bail.
Only jail.
Delhi cocktail ponytail fail.

Sick but true….
Tejpal to God: Every other editor sleeps around in Delhi. Why me???

These versions by Sunil Rajguru