• This LLB and MA (Political Science) got caught in the biggest animal husbandary scam of the decade.

• This BA LLB spends thousands of crores in building meaningless statues and parks.

• This BSc MBA had to resign as chief minister over the Adarsh scam.

• This PhD and double masters had to quit over his links with a cricket team which brought down the whole IPL bandwagon.

• This ex-Indian Air Force Officer and Fergusson College + NDA alumni presided over the biggest Commonwealth Games scam.

• This multiple gold medalist D.Phil and Oxford alumni survived a very shady trust vote in the past and became the first prime minister to be pulled in such a manner by the supreme court over 2G.

This version by Sunil Rajguru