Dear A Raja’s parents…
Your son will be very famous, will roll in wealth and always be in the news. Raja will spend a lot of time in the capital Delhi and will always be in the mind of the Prime Minister of India. His actions will lead to a revolution in India in the year 2011.

Dear Anna Hazare’s parents,
Your son will not get married, will not have a house to live in in his old age, be hungry most of the time and the Government of India will keep hurling abuses at him all the time.

Dear LK Advani’s parents,
Your son will have a very very long life, never retire and travel extensively throughout the country.

Dear Mayawati’s parents,
Your daughter will be so rich that she will have special planes to ferry her footwear.

Dear Mamata Banerjee’s parents,
Your daughter has Rajyog and will be Chief Minister of West Bengal one day. What the previous government did to the state in 34 years, your daughter will do in 34 months!

Dear Diggy Raja’s parents,
Your son will always be on TV and entertain the nation like no-one else.

Dear Narendra Modi’s parents,
Your son will be one of the most loved persons within his state and one of the most hated persons outside it.

© Sunil Rajguru