1999-2013: Nitish + BJP = Good governance.
2013-15: Alone = Directionless.
2015-__: Nitish + RJD = Jungle Raj.
Nitish = Water.
(Takes the shape of whatever vessel he’s put in!)

BJP weak.
SAD in shambles.
Congress uses riot-tainted Kamal Nath.
AAP was always a joke.
‪#‎PunjabAssemblyPolls‬ = Ultimate battle of losers.

Lok Sabha has 546 members.
543 elected.
2 nominated by President.
1 nominated by ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ‪#‎SadhviPrachi‬

Lalu knew he’d get Jungle Raj.
Intellectuals knew he’d get it.
Lalu knew that the intellectuals knew he’d get it.
Some intellectuals, eh?

Most spokespersons in India are actually speaknonsensepersons.

If BJP boycotted all English media and embraced Doordarshan, AIR and all regional media, it would enhance their image and get more votes.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru