Statement: We believe in women empowerment.
Proof: Sonia is the most powerful person in India. She’s a woman.

Statement: We believe in reducing poverty.
Proof: We were out of power from 1996-2004 and a lot of Congressmen had become poor. But that has been rectified during our 2004-2013 reign.

Statement: We believe in freedom of speech.
Proof: The Congressmen say absolutely anything they want to no matter how offensive while Congress abusers on social networking never have Section 66A slapped against them.

Statement: We believe in cordial foreign relations.
Proof: The Pakistanis and Chinese are beating the crap out of us but we still believe in being friendly with them.

Statement: We have taken a tough stand against terrorism.
Proof: The country’s biggest threat Indian Mujahideen doesn’t even exist!

Statement: We will destroy our enemies.
Proof: If you mean Congress’ enemies and not India’s then a definite yes.

© Sunil Rajguru