The 2014 election campaign slogan seems to be…
Abki baar FIR hi FIR.

Take bribes from all, vote for us: Kejriwal.
Critics might edit it to…
Take bribes from all: Kejriwal.

Right now the BJP’s favourite book appears to be Arindam Chaudhuri’s
Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch.

Modi-Pappu-Kejri has been most high-profile campaign in decades.
And still so many people didn’t vote!

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
If Modi you can’t get, then Raj Thackeray you must.
#TVInterviews

On-Online.
Off-Offline.
#BangaloreVoting

If there was online voting, then Bangalore would register 100% turnout.
(But then, UP and Bihar might register 110%)

Congress arguments…
1947: Nehru bola.
1971: Rajib bola.
1989: Rajiv bola.
2014: Atal bola, Jaswant bola, Advani bola, Uma boli…

What if you like one party, like the MP of another party and like the PM candidate of a third party?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru