Maybe the people spotted near the border were wearing Pakistani uniforms Made in China.

Next solution?
“Some unknown people wearing Chinese uniforms are being spotted regularly near the Indo-China border.”

Pakistan PM: Sorry sir, but I am not in control of my country.
Indian PM: Don’t worry. Neither am I.
‪#‎TheekHai‬

Aman Ki Asha is losing to Jung Ki Khwaaish.
(Maybe it’s always been like that since 1947)

Johnnie Walker…
Keep Walking.
The entire sum of the Indo-Pak peace process…
Keep Talking.
(While the results always go for a long walk)

Q: Since the public opinion is against talks with Pakistan, don’t you…
Congress: Public opinion? Woh kya hota hai?

Pakistan’s actions are unacceptable!
(Arre babu! Accept karke unacceptable bolne se kya fayada hai bhala?)

Sometime back on the phone…
Manmohan Singh: What should we discuss in the US?
Nawaz Sharif: Don’t worry! I will give you something to talk about.

On August 13, 1947, they were 40 million Indians.
On August 14, 1947, they suddenly became 40 million Pakistanis who virulently hated Indians.
Do you really expect sanity and peace to come out of this absurdity?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru