Political news… Politicians feel women are painted and demented and are usually asking for it and should probably get married at the age of 16 and stay in the house all their lives.
Rural news… Khaps don’t want women to use mobiles and chowmein are more responsible for crimes against women than men.
Crime news… Police ask women not to go out at night and not to wear revealing clothes to keep safe.
International news… Taliban still don’t want girls to go to school and show no remorse over the shooting of Malala.
Entertainment news… Girls simply can’t rock in Kashmir.
Sports news… BCCI kicks out World Cup women’s games from Wankhede to accommodate Ranji boys.
Religious news… Hardliners from all religions continue rubbishing women.
© Sunil Rajguru