Astrologer to Sonia…
Your son will be super famous and get more coverage than Nehru, Indira, Rajiv and you put together!
Word count of Pappu jokes exceeds the media coverage of Nehru, Indira, Rajiv and Sonia put together.
The man who writes Pappu’s speeches should get the Lifetime Buffoonery Award.
(Either that or the Bharat Ratna for preventing Pappu from becoming Prime Minister)
When Pappu is made President of Congress, he’ll still remain VP.
(VP = Vacationing President)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru