On the Maggi controversy…

Most polluted: Air. Drinking water. Vegetable/fruit field soil. Street food.
Most outrage: Colas. Mineral water. Maggi noodles.

An alien monitoring Indian TV news channels would conclude that 1+ billion Indians eats Maggi noodles 3 times a day.

It’s called 2-minute noodles because every bulletin on every news channel has made it mandatory to cover Maggi for at least 2 minutes.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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