My Top 10 achievements…
1. Became VVVIP.
2. Great bungalow.
3. Wonderful cavalcade.
4. MLAs richer.
5. YoYa-PrBh kicked out.
6. Still attacking Modi.
7. Fixed Maharashtra.
8. Backed Laloo.
9. Media still fooled.
10. People still fooled.
—Kejri.

AAP…
After it got 4 MPs—Chaar bach gaye lekin party abhi baaki hai.
After it got 60+ MLAs—Party sathiya gayi hai.

Aam (ke aam guthli ke bhi daam) Aadmi Party.
‪#‎PayHike‬ ‪#‎UltraPrivileges‬ ‪#‎VVVIPs‬ ‪#‎RichPoliticians‬

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