Delhi has been destroyed 7 times and rebuilt 7 times.
By the time Kejri is finished with it in 2020, it will have to be rebuilt for the 8th time.

Delhiite 1: Aaj Delhi ki acchi VAT lagi hai.
Delhiite 2: Arre Delhi ki to kabse acchi vaat lagi hui hai!

AAP = Anti Anti Party.
Their sole identity is in opposition to others (mainly Modi) and they really stand for nothing.

Kejri has many more ACs than he has honest MLAs.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru