According to the Oxford dictionary the following is not Hinglish but 100% perfect English…
Arre yaar, let’s have our favourite papad, chicken curry followed by a chotta peg at the dhaba.
Pukka!
By the way your wife’s churidar avatar looked great at the bhelpuri party.

(June 26)

Maybe…
BCCI official 1: With the way India is playing, they’ll lose to Zimbabwe too!
Official 2: OK! Let’s call off the tour!

(June 22)

Hum bhi kucch kam nahin…
Attacking batsman + part-time bowler + acting captain + stand-in wicketkeeper.
‪#‎ViratKohli‬ ‪#‎IndVsBan‬

Incredible India…
While the poor starve, millions of tonnes of grain rot at godowns.
While middle class craves Maggi noodles—tonnes of it is destroyed in cement kilns.

(June 18)

In terms if population…
7800 Guams = 1 India.
1 Guam football team > 1 India football team.

Reporter: Do you have a law and order problem in UP?
Akhilesh: No problem! Mulayam ka law hai aur Azam ka order. Dono first class chal rahe hai!

News: Taj Mahal to have WiFi.
Analysis: Taj Selfies will travel with greater speed and flood the Internet.

No-one takes Page 3 journalism seriously.
(Since Page 1 & 2 are ads, the Front Page is the new Page 3.)

(June 16)

Ali Fazal became the first Indian to be part of the Hollywood $1 billion club.
‪#‎Furious7‬
Irrfan Khan will be the second.
‪#‎JurassicWorld‬

(June 15)

Fall of Nitish Kumar…
1975-77: Fighting dictatorship.
2013: Fighting for PMship.
2014: Fighting for CMship.
2015: Fighting for fruit tree ownership.
‪#‎Manjhi‬

(June 4)

© Sunil Rajguru