Gandhi Gandhi musings…

Gandhi brand mascots…
Mahatma: Khadi industry.
Rajiv: Scam industry.
Pappu: Humour industry.

Mahatma Gandhi.
Indira Gandhi.
Rajiv Gandhi.
One-thirds of India is probably named after this Gandhi Troika.

Congress has a 20-year-plan ready…
2019: Pappu PM candidate.
2024: Pappini PM candidate.
2029: Vadra PM candidate.
2034: Pappini’s eldest kid PM candidate.

Acche din came for the Dynasty in 1919 when Motilal became Congress President.
They will celebrate Acche Din Centenary in 2019.
(Even out of power they generally enjoy life)

Sonia and Laloo in competition for Worst Politician Ever.
Among senior editors both in competition for Most Admired Politician Ever.

Deewar 2015…
Vijay: Tere paas kya hai?
Ravi: Mere paas ma hai!
Pappu: Abbe, har insaan ke paas ma hai!

Citizen: Aapne sabko pahanaya topi
Pappu: Theek hai, ab pahanaunga sabko dhoti.

Pappu of “Got the boot sarkar” blasts suit-boot ki sarkar.

Congress and allies campaigning till 2009…
Mera Bharat Mahaan.
Campaigning 2013 onwards…
Tera Modi Be-imaan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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