Michael Clarke thrashes England 5-0 in Ashes.
Wins 2015 ODI World Cup and within months he trails England 1-3 and retires.
With same standards Team India would have a captain every 6 months.

Beta tum Rahane do,
Tumse na ho payega!
#ForeignTests

Since he was absent in the last Test, Murali Vijay gets out for a duck at Colombo to express solidarity with Indian batsmen who crashed at Galle.

At Galle, Team India appeared to be winning for the first two days.
Change of strategy at Colombo.
They’ve decided to lose from Over 1.
‪#‎IndVsSL‬ #Colombo

These versions by Sunil Rajguru