Kejri…
Saala main to CM ban gaya!

Pappu…
Main abhi bhi zero kaam kar raha hu!

Mainstream media…
Government ki ghulaami khatam! Ab hum jee bharke government ko gaali dete hai!

Laloo…
Sonia-Nitish mere aage peeche bhaag rahe hain!

Gandhi Pariwar…
Same privileges, but with zero responsibility!

Pranabda…
Main to kabse Rashtrapati Bhawan main chill kar raha hu!

Sanjay Jha…
Zero intelligence hoke bhi main kitna famous hu!

Vadra…
Nearing 500 days of Modi sarkar and still no arrest!

© Sunil Rajguru