August 2014 Status Updates

Terrorists believe in…
‪#‎KickTheBucketChallenge‬.‬

In cricket, Imran Khan was a fine bowler and captain and wowed the spectators.
In politics, no bowling or captaining: Just lead the spectators to rioting.

(August 27)

A Tale of Three ODI 200s…
South (Africa) ki bajayi Sachin ne.
West (Indies) ki bajayi Sehwag ne.
East (Australia*) ki bajayi Rohit ne.
Note: England is in the North.
‪#‎JustThinking‬‬
(*Australia=Eastern side of world map.)

If somehow all these Ice Buckets could be transported from the West to parched areas in the rest of the world… now that’s a real Challenge!

(August 25)

The perpetual foreign Test rain song…
Rain rain go away,
come again another day,
India wants to lose today.

(August 11)

If looks could kill, you’d be arrested.
#BangalorePolice #SuspiciousBehaviour #Vagabonds

(August 8)

Modi is playing a Test match.
His detractors are giving commentary pretending that he’s playing a T20 match.

(August 4)

No-one can beat my shirtless acts: Salman.
Pantless beats shirtless any day: Aamir.
P.S. Plus both together!
#PK #MoveOverSunnyLeone

(August 3)

India won by pace and bounce. #Lords
England won by spin. #Southampton
Call it the Crossover Series. #IndVsEng

(August 1)

© Sunil Rajguru

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