Since we are Hindus, RIP means…
Reincarnate In Peace.
(April 28)
Among politicians there was a time when no-one wanted to even touch the BJP.
Today everyone wants to join it.
Road Romeo was taken from Romeo & Juliet.
Eve-teaser was taken from Adam & Eve.
Road Romeo and Eve-teaser are virtually synonyms.
There’s no Adam & Juliet.
(April 3)
If aliens attack us on April 1, then there will be no counter-attack as nobody would believe it in the first place.
Fortune favours the brave.
Fortune favours fools.
But fortune doesn’t favour fools who get too bold by half.
#Pappu
1947-64: Daughter of Prime Minister.
1964-66: Cabinet Minister.
1966-77: Prime Minister.
1977-80: Leader of Opposition.
1980-84: Prime Minister.
Indira Gandhi. 37 years of pure power.
(April 1)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru