The Visit of Solomon Rushdie,
Born on Monday,
Announced on Tuesday,
Married to the mob on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of the Visit of Solomon Rushdie…

(Original: Solomon Grundy.)

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Reference: Jaipur Literature Festival.